Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Titus Lim from class 2-2

Hello all I believe now the time is 12 making thus the official last day of our class, well first I would like to say something.

Our class 2-2 is really a bonded one in fact is the best and funnest one I ever had.
Never did I experienced a chance to bully a teacher?
Never did I had the chance to blast noises from our class speakers
Never did i had the chance to watch us shout ''Kang'' in class many times (Just a single word there is alot more)

Firstly i would like to begin as to the fun we have with our individual teachers starting of with............(drumrolls)

Mr David Chen CHEE KANG
-He is the teacher which talks about porn in class
-He is the teacher that allows havoc in class
-He pulls up his pants that is soooooo ''high class''
-He allows us to hug him,hold him and occasionally we touch his near bald head which he hates i guess?
-He is the first one who plays guitar in a class
-He is the first one who plays soccer in class
-He is the first one who plays tennis in class
-Most importantly we make fun of his name
-We Greet him with the ''very respect'' he deserved
-We shout the word ''KANG'' in his honour
-He gets bullied by xiyun =P

Yea overall though we did not did as well for english most of our class havoc comes from him amoung the classes of all the teachers

Next.......(Drum rolls)

Mdm Ng Peck Eng

-Known to be a patient person thus fun to bully
-She talks towards us in a soothing method giving us laughs
-She teaches us with a smile ;) , willing to teach us patiently and thus loved by everyone
-Everyone enjoys her lessons i guess?
-Though i always irritate her its funny when she gets irritated =P
-Anyway yea shes a good teacher

Pulled up our maths results by alot and is the first teacher i experienced that is willing to teach so patiently :)

Next....(Slide shows)

Miss Alana Khoo

-Lets us think sickly? LOL
-She teaches verywell and improved our results by alot
-She is young and thus we fit in more
-She may be fierce but is a nice teacher :)
-And her lesson for sexual reproduction FTW!!!

So we all call her ''AK'' everyone's talking about her? Even the secondary 4's but we can get taught by her :)

Next ....(Flip pages..)

Mr Paul Ng

-No doubt he is a good teacher
-Tells us how to manage our time
-Tells us what type of humanities should we chose
-Tells us about modern day problems
- VERY FUNNY PERSON ...Etc-Makes fun of joshua and i as to giving birth to most of the class
-Pulls the ear
-Calls huijie huiqing
-Occasionaly scolds
-But overall a nice guy

Some of us calls him ''Holy Man'' as he is a very good catholic ;) Some of us say he is in love with Miss Leong XD

So overall this class has achieved alot
From luis sushi...to mother esther, making fun of her very name DING.
During homecons lessons we always press the bell Dingding and make fun of her but she only gives us a slight warning :)
During China Trip we call her mother esther, goes dingding ding!!

We play soccer everyday ;D And of cause i would like to comment on the change in Joshua character , no doubt he has turned into a nice guy within the two years. (rounds of applause)

Favourite music? Benny Lava, barbiegirl(Homegrown), Penut butter jelly , Stacey's mum? And we always do cheers ;)

We dance do break free in class , blast the speakers till the horror faces of the teachers , watched some UNCENCORED shows in class attracting the attention of millions we even used the phone internet ( remember terrence lee? ) Pon a whole DC lesson, played in the SL during dc lesson , Shalom and SK played dota during dc lessons which i dunno who will ever dare to do making them unique;)

We have millions of class parties, from raping to taupok, from camwhore students to humping the bed, from chewing gum to swimming taupok and worse off ........ remember the time boyang showed his DCK to everyone making everyone jaws dropped and the eurasion come in with the WTF Face? (cant buy memories like that)Remember when we raped keefe on the tabble taking our his clothes and shoes?

And most importantly remember miss TINA?? The fun teacher which wanted to play games with us and with an amazing number of 8 that passed her subject.....

THE DEBATE WITH KEEFE AND TINA

Tina: Who wrote the fish and the bodoh in the paper slips? ( Her face was bankai), YOU that boy there (keefe) stand up is you right?!?!?! I KNOW ITS YOU?

Keefe: No not me!!

Tina: I know is you if its not you i want you to swear not SWEARSWEARSWEAR!!!

Class: He can't he got a religion

Tina: (Uses hollow powers) GAHHHHH!!!! CURSE YOU TO DIE IF YOU DONT ADMIT....

Class: WTF?

Keefe: I did not do it ==

Tina : Runs out of the class :)

Anyway in conclusion this class is super fun :) ITs got a life and we watch countless movies and almost all of us are one remember that time when clayton got punished..? Its the class spirit that made us all run with him:)

Well anyway sadly we are going to get seperated nevertheless i hope that all of us will remain in contact in future and that we will run into another fun class...(HEY HOPE THAT MY CLASS WILL BE FUN TOO WITHOUT BACKSTABBERS IN TJC OKAY?) and all of us will run into . i dunno? Nice and kind girls in jc , NOT BEING SICK , so we will have a happy life eventually if you get what i mean :)

Yea okay so thats my last msg for 2-2 ,
We will exist forever and i hope we will meet in heaven or a happy place again :)


Titus Lim - Hard Gay - Skin Bleacher - Borat
Married to - Joshua tan
Mother- Esther Ding
From class - 22o8

WE WILL RULL FOREVVER ;D

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